Nationality Memeeee

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British
[ ] You drink a lot of tea.
[ ] You know what a brolly is. 
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor. 
[x] You use the word "bugger"or the phrase "bloody hell." (bLoOdY hElL)
[x] Fish and Chips are yummy. (Fuck no)
[ ] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[ ] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs. (I have nothing against emos, and what's a chav?)
[ ] Its football...not soccer.
Total: 2

Australian
[ ] You wear flip flops all year. 
[ ] You call flipflops thongs not flip flops. (a thong is something COMPLETELY DIFFERENT in America omfg)
[ ] You love a backyard barbie. 
[x] You know a barbie is not a doll.
[ ] You love the beach. (not particularly fond...)
[x] Sometimes you swear without realizing. 
[ ] You're a sports fanatic. (HOCKEY, THAT'S IT)
[x] You are tanned. (always in summer, at least)
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan. (...a bogan?)
[ ] You have an Australian something
Total: 3

Italian
[ ] The Sopranos is a great show. 
[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel. (umm... isn't 'y' a vowel sometimes? what do i put help)
[ ] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[ ] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[ ] You know Italian songs. 
[x] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[ ] You speak some Italian.
[ ] You know what a Italian horn is 
[x] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world! (are you kidding I could LIVE off of pizza and pasta)
[x] You talk with your hands.
Total: 3

Spanish
[ ] You say member instead of Remember.
[ ] You speak Spanish or some. (i know colors, numbers, and the phrase "me no hablo Espanol". i don't think that counts)
[ ] You like tacos. (don't shoot me)
[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr. (not usually... just in that one instance)
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[ ] You know what a Puta is. (my friend Tober told me what it was not five minutes ago... but i didn't know what it was before that)
[x] You talk fast occasionally. (occasionally?)
[ ] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[ ] You know what platanos are.
Total: 1

Russian
[ ] You say villian as: Vee-lon.
[x] You get short tempered.
[ ] You know of somebody named Natasha. 
[ ] You get cold easily. 
[x] Rain is fun for you.
[x] You get into contests all the time.
[x] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
Total: 4

Irish
[ ] You think beer is the best.
[x] You have a bad temper.
[x] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y.
[ ] You have blue or green eyes.
[ ] You like the color green. (Earthy/terra cotta tones a-thank you)
[x] You have been to a St. Patty's Day party.
[x] You have a family member from Ireland. 
[x] You have hair.  (Now hair where exactly...cause this could go a multitude of ways)
[ ] You have/had freckles.
[x) Your family get togethers always include drinking and singing. (My sister does not know when to Shutthefuckup-)
Total: 6 (well that was only to be expected)

African American
[ ] You say nigga/nukka casually (I can't even say that word without feeling ashamed...)
[ ] You have nappy hair. 
[ ] You like rap. (okay isn't that just a little bit racist?)
[ ] You know how to shoot a gun.
[ ] You think President George Walker Bush is racist. 
[x] You like chicken. 
[ ] You like watermelon.
[ ] You can dance.
[ ] You can 'sing' gospel. (i cannot dance or sing. I am a musician not a pop artist)
Total: 1

Asian
[ ] You have slanty/small eyes.
[x] You like rice a lot. 
[ ] You are good at math. (HAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAH)
[x]You have played the piano. 
[ ] You have family from Asia.
[x] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[ ] Most people think you're Chinese.
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko. 
Total: 3

German
[x] You like bread. (HELL YEAH)
[x] You think German Chocolate is good. (omg it's the BEST)
[ ] You speak some German. (lederhosen, Volkswagen, weiner schnitzel)
[x] You know what Schnitzel is.
[x] You went to Pre-school.
[x] You're over 5'2. 
Total: 5 (expected once again)

Canadian
[x] You like/play/played hockey. (HELL YEAH)
[ ] You love beer.
[ ] You say eh.
[ ] You know what poutine is.
[ ] You speak some french. 
[ ] You love Tim Horton's.
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch/watched degrassi.
Total: 1

Well, if you don't know me, I think you should know that I live in America, but there wasn't a section for Americans... which I don't blame the creator for since we have less culture and haven't been around as long (besides Canada maybe). But, the highest scores I got were a 6 for Irish and a 5 for German, which is extremely accurate since most of my family is either Irish or German. IRISH, GERMAN, AND PROUD!
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IRISH!!!

Also hahahahahahah on the puta part.